Sales Funnel Bundle Offer - Sell Like Crazy

If You Want To Wake Up To An Inbox Full Of ‘Eager-To-Buy’ Leads, Calendar Booked Solid With High-Paying Clients, And Finally Stop Guessing Where Your Next Sale Is Coming From…

Then this might be the most important message you’ll ever read.

Here’s why:

My name’s Sabri Suby.

AKA “Internet Daddy” (more on that later)

And not too long ago, I was sitting in a rented bedroom with nothing but $50 to my name and an old computer my girlfriend (now wife) bought me.

No clients.

No agency. No clue how to grow a business predictably.

So I did the only thing I knew how to do…

I picked up the phone and cold-called 150 strangers a day, 6 days a week — Most of whom told me to get lost, hang up, or worse.

But after locking myself away for 9 years. Working like a man possessed. And after hundreds of tests, late nights, and millions in ad spend…

I finally cracked the code.

And went from cold-calling strangers from a rented bedroom.

To becoming a Shark on Shark Tank.

How? Well, I created a ‘selling system’ that turned total strangers into high-paying clients on autopilot.

No more chasing. No more guessing. Just floods of buyers—coming to me.

It didn’t just change my business. It changed my life.

That system helped me grow Australia’s fastest-growing digital agency…

$200m in ad spend.

2,000+ funnels built for our clients.

$7.8 billion in client revenue…

In 1,067 industries…

And built a reputation for turning struggling businesses into scaling machines.

But here’s the best part:

It’s not just me.

Thousands of business owners have now used this same system.

Some of them were getting zero leads before.

Now? Their biggest problem is hiring enough staff to keep up.

But I didn’t stop there…

I Took $200 Million In Ad Spend Data…PLUS The 2,000+ Funnels We’ve Built
That Are Responsible For $7.8 Billion In Client Sales...Fed It To AI, And I Asked
It ONE Simple Question….

I asked…what do all the highest converting ads and funnels have in common?

The level of insights that this thing gave me was absolutely insane.

I then followed up by telling it…

Your life depends on taking these insights and creating a universal funnel that’s HYPER targeted for any niche…

And it MUST work selling at any price points, GO!

What happened next changed the trajectory of my business (and life)…

I debated only sharing this with our high-end clients.

That pay hundreds of thousands and even millions per year for our services

But after many internal debates, I decided I’d release it to the public.

As a “test” and just for a limited time.

I don’t know how long I’ll let it run.

But If you’re reading this, the doors are still open (for now).

You can access it at this offensively low price only on this page.

Here’s the deal…

Get $10,000+ Worth Of My Proprietary Lead-Getting And Business-Exploding 'Built-For-You' Sales Funnels For An Absurdly Low Price + Our AI Facebook Ad Copywriting Tool Kong

It’s the entire selling system built for you.

High-converting opt-in pages
Drag-and-drop landing pages
Email sequences
Templates for every step of the funnel
My personal copy vault
And Kong — a savage AI trained on $200M in ad spend that writes your ads for you

We’ve tested this thing in every niche imaginable.

Dentists. Coaches. Property. Fitness. You name it.

And when we rolled it out, our customers lost their minds.

3,589 leads at $2.46 each
$2,100 in ad spend → $73,000 in sales
Ads converting at 49 cents per lead
Calendars booked solid.

This combo is like putting your client acquisition on steroids.

No guesswork. No fluff.

Just plug it in. Watch it print leads.

So if you’re sick of chasing clients…

If you’re done duct-taping tactics that never scale…

And if you’re ready for a real system that actually works…

Then this is your moment.

Let me hand you the system that changed everything for me—And for thousands of others just like you.

Yes! I Want This Insane Deal For $197

Then just $99 per month.

Here's Just A Fraction of What You're Getting...

Super High Converting Opt-In Page Template that sucks in leads like a vacuum cleaner on steroids! This comes complete with copy templates including headlines, sub-headlines, bullet copy and all the design files. If that wasn’t enough you’ll also get a plug and play one click installation for ClickFunnels.

Highly Fidelity Free Report Mockup that looks beautiful and more importantly pulls in a stamped of leads! Simply customise it with your own company name, colours and branding...and away you go! (Comes complete with all PSD’s)

Long-Form Landing Page Template for generating itchy-to-buy leads and strategy sessions. This comes complete with copy templates including headlines, sub-headlines, body copy and bullet copy. You’ll also get all the design files and resources. BONUS: You’ll also get a plug-and-play one click installation for ClickFunnels.

Razor-Sharp Direct Response Copy Template for you to plug directly into your own business that will have customers waiting in line to throw money at you! All you need to do is insert your business name, features and benefits of your particular services and away you go! You’ll get razor sharp response generating templates for headlines, sub-headlines, bullet copy and long form body copy...This will flood your business with a torrential downpour of buyers!

7 Part Email Follow Up Funnel this nurtures your prospects and ensures you’re ONLY speaking with prospects who are pre-qualified, predisposed, ready, willing and able to do business with you!

AI Writing Tool For High-Converting Copy On The Internet A language model trained by $7.8 billion in ROAS. This little bad boy writes copy that hits harder than a bull with its balls in a bear trap.

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Increase your ROAS by a minimum of 20% guaranteed

It’s true, chicken nugget… But instead of trying to convince you I’m better than ChatGPT or Claude. For writing ads that get people to buy. I guarantee it. Yep, I’ll kick they’re ass, take their lunch money…and get you at least a 20% uplift in ROAS or I’m free.

Cut your cost to get a customer instantly

In a world where ad costs are only going up. You’re profits are getting squeezed like a teenage pimple. And your margins are getting chomped away quicker than a pack of piranhas on Colombian snow. I’m here to help. And will slash your customer acquisition costs (CAC). Take me for a spin and see for yourself.

Instantly make your ads more profitable period.

What’s the secret sauce? How can I give ChatGPT a wedgie so bad his cousin Claude feels it? PLUS, make better ads that beat 99% of copywriters? It’s in my proprietary private data set. Lemme explain…

AI is only as good as the data sets you give it. And my Daddy (Sabri Suby) runs a digital marketing agency that’s generated over $7.8 billion (with a B) in ROAS. We’ve taken that data and fed it into Kong. Creating a large language model (LLM) on the best-performing ad copy and creatives from over $200m in ad spend.

Trained by $7.8 billion ROAS

My AI uses a proprietary large language model (LLM) algorithm. That uses deep learning to process massive private data sets. From $200m in ad spend and $7.8 in ROAS. And generate human-like ad copy that converts like crazy.

“After only 1 week, my Kong ads have cut my CPL in half. For the past 6 months my ad spend has been at $100 per day and cost per lead has been around $10. Now I'm getting twice the leads for $4.27 per lead! This will pay for itself 10,000x over!!”

Gary Bailey

“I've been tinkering with AI copywriting like a mad scientist in a lab full of word-bots, and let me tell you, I thought I was close to cracking the code. But your Kong AI? It's like comparing a tricycle to a Tesla.”

Krste Kovaceski

“I got my Meta Ads rocking using Kong. More leads in the first 1hr than l've ever seen in months 😂😂”

Corey Edmonds

“Kong is amazing! Just got my Facebook ads website leads down to 49 cents per lead!”

Amanda Cullity

“Was very skeptical... what can this do that ChatGPT or other Als can't do. signed up. tried it. yup not sceptical any more. I now have a mini sabri suby writer on my team. WATCH OUT!””

Waheed Dehedhi

Gary Bailey

Krste Kovaceski

“I got my Meta Ads rocking using Kong. More leads in the first 1hr than l've ever seen in months 😂😂”

Corey Edmonds

“Kong is amazing! Just got my Facebook ads website leads down to 49 cents per lead!”

Amanda Cullity

“Was very skeptical... what can this do that ChatGPT or other Als can't do. signed up. tried it. yup not sceptical any more. I now have a mini sabri suby writer on my team. WATCH OUT!””

Waheed Dehedhi

Yes! I Want This Insane Deal For $197

Then just $99 per month.

The Old Way vs Kong's New AI Method

Old Way

Spend thousands hiring expensive creators and copywriters.

Wait days or even weeks to get your ads live.

Launch ads blindly and pray for results.

Watch your ROAS flatline and your CPA skyrocket.

Constantly face ad fatigue and creative burnout.

Waste precious time and money on sh*tty agencies.

Kong's new AI method

Generate killer ad copy instantly with data from $7.8 billion in ROAS.

Leverage battle-tested AI frameworks and 1000's of proven templates.

Launch highly profitable ads in minutes—not weeks.

Slash CPAs, double your ROAS, and effortlessly scale beyond $10k/day.

Guaranteed results—20% ROAS boost or it's FREE.

10x better than 99% of copywriters

Dream Buyer Avatars

Create a detailed buyer avatar including their deepest desires, beliefs, fears, pains, relationships, goals and emotions.
Uncover ‘obsessed stalker’ level insights to boost conversion rates on ads and funnels.
Discover Deep Seeded Buying triggers to increase ad ROI from all marketing campaigns.
Find out EXACTLY what your market wants (so you can sell it to them).

PROVEN high converting headlines

Create powerful headlines, and subheadlines designed to capture attention and drive conversions on your landing pages and funnels.
Opt-in page Headlines
Webinar Registristration Pages Headlines
Landing pages Headlines

Facebook ads

Generate hundreds of ad variations for lead gen and ecommerce with captivating headlines.

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My Totally Insane 30 Day Money Back Guarantee

I 100% Guarantee this sales funnel bundle + Kong AI will blow your mind or I'll refund you for the bundle, and let you keep it anyway…Show me another person who’s willing to stand behind their product like this. Use these templates and email funnels that convert like wildfire, and turn complete strangers into high-paying clients. All 100% risk-free. And if it doesn't drop your cost per lead or increase your ROI by at least 20% in the next 30 days. You don't pay a single cent.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What exactly is Kong AI marketing?: Kong AI Marketing is the Chuck Norris of AI writing tools—it doesn’t just write copy; it roundhouse kicks your sales targets into next week. Born from a fiery pit of data analysis and ad spend, Kong isn’t just smart; it’s a genius with an attitude, crafting high-converting copy that could sell ice to Eskimos. This ain’t your grandma’s AI. It’s a beast that learns, adapts, and spits out copy so compelling you’ll want to buy your own product.
How can AI marketing benefit my business?: Imagine having a secret weapon that works 24/7, doesn’t drink your coffee, and writes copy that makes your competitors weep. That’s Kong for you. It’s like injecting rocket fuel into your marketing strategy. Kong dives deep into the psyche of your dream customers, delivering personalized copy that speaks directly to their soul. More conversions, skyrocketing ROAS, and a marketing strategy so on point you’ll think it’s magic. In short, it transforms your business from being just another player to the MVP on the digital battlefield.
Is my data safe with your AI marketing platform?: Safer than a nun in a tank. We guard your data like it’s the last slice of pizza at a frat party. Our platform is built with the Fort Knox of digital security measures, ensuring that your data, insights, and killer marketing strategies are locked up tighter than a hipster’s skinny jeans. We don’t play fast and loose with your information; we protect it with the ferocity of a mother bear. No ifs, ands, or buts. Your data’s safety is our top priority, period.
Do I need to be a tech expert to use your AI marketing platform?: Nope. You don’t need to be a coder, hacker, or even know what “HTML” stands for. If you can operate a toaster, you’re overqualified to use Kong. Our platform is as user-friendly as a puppy. Everything’s designed with the understanding that time is money, and you’ve got neither to waste on a steep learning curve. We’ve made it so easy, even your grandma could whip up high-converting copy between baking cookies. Get ready to create, launch, and dominate—no tech degree required.
How does the platform handle real-time data?: Like a day trader on a double espresso. Kong thrives on real-time data, using it to flex, adapt, and refine your marketing strategy faster than a celebrity changes relationship status. It doesn’t just handle real-time data; it devours it for breakfast, turning fresh insights into even fresher copy that targets your audience with sniper accuracy. Live updates? Trending topics? Kong’s on it, ensuring your copy stays relevant, punchy, and more addictive than that last season of your favorite binge-worthy series.
What languages does Kong support?: Kong only speaks English (for now). Rumour has it he has multiple exotic lovers who are teaching him different languages. Stay tuned for his international escapades.

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This New Plug and Play
“AI Selling System” Is Generating Lazy Business Owners 500+ Leads Per Day And Flooding Them With High-Ticket Clients!